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Post by The Stalker on Aug 6, 2020 16:34:49 GMT
If you know a joke post one!
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
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Post by Daisy Johnson on Aug 8, 2020 12:49:15 GMT
Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
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Post by Daisy Johnson on Aug 14, 2020 11:09:57 GMT
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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Post by Lileth on Oct 26, 2020 1:17:59 GMT
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
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